March 2012
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February 2012
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“What is it like being single? I like it! I like starting each day with a sense...”
– Michael Scott (via howimetyourblogger)
“No ghost is at peace until it finally moves on.”
–
Ted, HIMYM Season 07 Ep. 18
(via trans4tlanticism)
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“You say a few hateful things, they don’t let you within 100 yards of the...”
– Seth Rogen @ Independent Spirit Awards
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“A real man swallows his vomit when a lady is present”
– Dwight Schrute
Watchthebergeronprocess:
thefemme-menace:
thedalekdream:
-phantoms:
nirvanajunkie:
tears are streaming down my face ive never laughed so hard before
this is my favorite fucking video ever.
“perfect. can’t even tell i killed nothing.” lolololololol
I have never enjoyed Tumblr so much… This has to be a commercial for Magic Wipes.
what wAS THAT THING
also those Mr. Clean Magic...
HIMYM + Florence and the Machine = PERFECTION
alex1406:
"Here's the funny thing: in my own crazy way I was...
scillachu:
-Ted (HIMYM Season 7, Episode 17)
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That awkward moment ...
…when you watch las night’s HIMYM and see your fucking self in Ted’s dilemmas. True story
"No Pressure"
sellak:
Marshall: He’s lying, Robin. He’s trying to be strong but it’s killing him, and so as his best friend I have to say something. He loves you just way too much to say. You gotta move out.
This is why I love Marshall
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No, no, no, no!!!!
No. This is NOT Ross & Rachel. There’s nothing from past episodes to justify this. Writers, I am dissapoint. Let’s hope this shit dies as quickly as the Victoria comeback…oh wait…Victoria did tell Ted about him not having closure with Robin. Maybe they’re trying to end this stupid mini plot without any loose ends? Next week’s episode needs to put an end to...
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madmendaily:
faramirs:
One of the best pictures?
fucking hilarious. i feel you, hammo.
hey there delilah whats it like in your vagina
youvegotbluebloodonyourhands:
I’M A THOUSAND MILES AWAY, BUT GIRL I’D LIKE TO GET INSIDE YA, YES I DO, NO GIRL CAN FUCK AS WELL AS YOU, I SWEAR IT’S TRUE. HEY THERE DELILAH, DON’T YOU WORRY ABOUT PROTECTION I’M EVEN HARDER WHEN YOU’RE LONELY, TAKE A LOOK AT MY ERECTION, CLOSE YOUR EYES, I WANNA GET BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS, ‘TIL I’M INSIDE. OH, I WISH YOU WOULD DO ME, OH, I WISH YOU WOULD DO ME. OH,...
